big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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