im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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