ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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