After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
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go home
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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