In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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