Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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