Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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