Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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