im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Everything about him screamed your future.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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