I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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