Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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