Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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