Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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