Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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