If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Couch. On fire.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
