party gras won. party gras always wins.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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