his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I have peed in a lot of sinks
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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