i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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