Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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