Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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