It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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