what if I'm pregnant?
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Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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