also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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