he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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