i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is it because I queefed?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
