Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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