I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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