Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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