Ambien. No doubt about it.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You've changed since you got that strap on
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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