Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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