Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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