He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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