Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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