Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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