i permit you to call me
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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