Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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