You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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