the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
