she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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