omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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