Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I want to fling myself into the sun
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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