No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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