even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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