Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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