Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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