fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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