instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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