You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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