The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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