I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think people are normalizing furries
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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