You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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