we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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