I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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