I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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