thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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